no but really Star Trek 3 is just Kirk trying to walk around the
iPhone 7Enterprise and be worthlessly rude to people while every female cast member (and bones) clings to his legs and swoons
and then after the final battle he and spock share a
lovingbro-tastic bonding moment fulla crackin’ wise and repressed feelings and Uhura just rolls her eyes bc lol oh u guys haha what’s that about that important role I’m supposed to have on this ship again???
then laugh track
then i shoot myself